Satire Letter to Chief Justice Roberts

Congress Slaps the Supremes Back to Their Roots

Why pack the court when Congress pays for their toilet paper?

Kristle Chester
7 min readOct 14, 2020

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Photo of the US Supreme Court building by Claire Anderson on Unsplash
Photo by Claire Anderson on Unsplash

We applaud your court’s stance on originalism and preserving the original intent of our founding fathers. After reviewing your current circumstances, Congress concluded that we had not offered…

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Kristle Chester

Freelancer. Data geek. Gardener. Baker. Spaniel lover. Georgian. MA International Commerce and Policy.