Brutally Honest Bidet Ad Copy

Don’t panic empty toilet paper roll.
Photo by Jasmin Sessler on Unsplash

Bidet manufacturers and Amazon reviewers are sadistic liars with ultrasonic hearing. This superpower lets them pick up the horrified screams of newbies from over five hundred miles away. Stubborn ones like myself are the entertainment that keeps giving.

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Kristle Chester

Kristle Chester

Freelancer. Data geek. Gardener. Baker. Spaniel lover. Georgian. MA International Commerce and Policy.